Last week, it was claimed that you should dance the way the choreographer asks you to.
CORRECTION: We now know that you should just dance it how you feel it.
Alex Davison regrets the error
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Corrections 4-15-15
Yesterday, it was suggested that since Alex Davison was poking fun at Sascha Radetsky, he must not like him.
CORRECTION: This is not true. Alex Davison respects and admires Sascha Radetsky, and if Sascha is reading this then maybe he and Alex could have a fun inside joke like saying ‘You’re not Splotchy’ whenever they talk because that would be pretty cool.
‘You’re not splotchy’
Corrections 4-14-15
Last week it was suggested that Sascha Radetsky gave us a great performance in Dead Snow 2.
CORRECTION: We now know that Sascha Radetsky was in no way involved in the making of Dead Snow 2.
Sascha Radetsky is not in this picture
Alex Davison regrets the error
Corrections 3-29-15
Last week we called Cooper Nielsen the greatest Romeo in history.
CORRECTION: We now know that he is merely the greatest Romeo since Jonathan himself.
Alex Davison regrets the error.
Corrections 10-7-14
Not long ago, we questioned how, if Kathleen Donahue really did not feel anything for him, she and Cooper Nielsen danced better than they ever had before. We posited that perhaps feelings that were buried under layers of psychological denial were able to express themselves freely through the dancer’s bodies while their minds were completely focused on movement.
CORRECTION: We now know the answer is that it was just acting Cooper, and that Jesus, that’s our job.
Alex Davison regrets the error.
Corrections 11-4-14
Recently, it was declared that college dance majors could have access to careers just as rewarding as those who eschewed college in favor of immediately entering pre-professional or professional dance institutions.
Alex Davison regrets the error.
Corrections 12-12-14
Last week, it was stated that anyone can become a dancer if he or she just believes hard enough.
Alex Davison regrets the error.
Corrections 1-11-15
In a previous post, it was posited that those who cannot do, teach.
CORRECTION: This recently proven corollary was accidentally left out:
Those who cannot do, learn; and those who cannot learn, suck.
Alex Davison regrets the error.